Early this week a rat died near the LaLa. The neighbor told Giovanni it was my rat and he should dispose of it. MY RAT? <\/p>\n
Come to think of it, I do have a rat name Nick, but I thought he left because I hadn’t seen him in a while. So was it Nick the Rat that died? And why is it my rat? It was in the driveway – THEIR PRECIOUS DRIVEWAY – that’s not my rat – last I saw my rat Nick he was scurrying around the garbage looking for someone else’s food to eat. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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