{"id":837,"date":"2006-12-28T05:18:15","date_gmt":"2006-12-28T12:18:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=837"},"modified":"2006-12-28T05:18:15","modified_gmt":"2006-12-28T12:18:15","slug":"my-smurf-is-leaving-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=837","title":{"rendered":"My Smurf is leaving me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the last six years I have worked with a woman of incomparable beauty and brains and now, sadly, she is leaving me and my company for new horizons. So sad for me\/us. I can&#8217;t even write about it without welping up. <\/p>\n<p>So I wrote a haiku about her:<\/p>\n<p>What is it with her?<br \/>\nShe is trying to tell me<br \/>\nWait, she now talks Smurf!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the last six years I have worked with a woman of incomparable beauty and brains and now, sadly, she is leaving me and my company for new horizons. So sad for me\/us. I can&#8217;t even write about it without welping up. So I wrote a haiku about her: What is it with her? She is trying to tell me Wait, she now talks Smurf!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-dv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}