{"id":823,"date":"2006-12-22T15:54:44","date_gmt":"2006-12-22T22:54:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=823"},"modified":"2006-12-22T15:54:44","modified_gmt":"2006-12-22T22:54:44","slug":"on-the-8th-day-of-hanukkah-my-true-love-gave-to-me-eight-maids-a-milking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=823","title":{"rendered":"On the 8th day of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me eight maids a-milking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What could that ever mean? Tonight, I am only milking wine and maybe winning some money at a game or two of dreidel. After a week, not unlike many weeks in 2006, it&#8217;s Friday, it&#8217;s New Orleans, so it&#8217;s off to Swirl to be with my friends and bring cheer into our little worlds. <\/p>\n<p>Next year, the time changes are going to be earlier then later because a new law passed about daylight&#8217;s savings time. So there will be more light in our life in 2007. For tonight though, on the winter solstice, we will light my seven menorahs with 9 candles each as it is the eighth day of Hanukkah and we&#8217;ll create light where there is none. <\/p>\n<p>I have made my world, and it is a lot better than the one they had prescribed for me. Hallelujah! Joy to the world. And to me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What could that ever mean? Tonight, I am only milking wine and maybe winning some money at a game or two of dreidel. After a week, not unlike many weeks in 2006, it&#8217;s Friday, it&#8217;s New Orleans, so it&#8217;s off to Swirl to be with my friends and bring cheer into our little worlds. Next year, the time changes are going to be earlier then later because a new law passed about daylight&#8217;s savings time.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-dh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}