{"id":765,"date":"2006-12-10T10:24:24","date_gmt":"2006-12-10T17:24:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=765"},"modified":"2006-12-10T10:24:24","modified_gmt":"2006-12-10T17:24:24","slug":"the-bank-needs-a-deposit-of-joy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=765","title":{"rendered":"The Bank needs a deposit of joy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We decided on the Bank last night to have cocktails and figure out a game plan for the rest of the evening. We saddled up to the bar and while selecting a wine, we realized why we haven&#8217;t been there in a while &#8211; the owner, Alex. First thing he said was that he didn&#8217;t have a wine that didn&#8217;t have tannins in it so our search for a nice full bodied fruity wine without tannins was a waste of our (and his) time. Then he said, &#8220;I&#8217;m getting out of here, I&#8217;m leaving this place, I can&#8217;t stand it one more minute.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s been saying that since we returned from evacuation and it&#8217;s worn very thin. Get the fuck out, I wanted to scream at him right there and then. Go! Scram. If you&#8217;re not happy, quit bringing us down and just go. He stopped back a couple of times with something else negative to say and then told G that he was going to be in New York and she should look him up. <\/p>\n<p>Right, yeah, let me get your number. No wait, I think I have your number, you&#8217;re miserable, right?<\/p>\n<p>We walked over to Wasabi afterwards and had sushi with a dining room full of bohemians. Joe the bartender, a super nice guy, fixed me up a bitters and soda to try to calm my acid stomach from the margarita revelery of the previous night. But it was actually Alex that had soured me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We decided on the Bank last night to have cocktails and figure out a game plan for the rest of the evening. We saddled up to the bar and while selecting a wine, we realized why we haven&#8217;t been there in a while &#8211; the owner, Alex. First thing he said was that he didn&#8217;t have a wine that didn&#8217;t have tannins in it so our search for a nice full bodied fruity wine without&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-cl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=765"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/765\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}