{"id":764,"date":"2006-12-10T10:15:26","date_gmt":"2006-12-10T17:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=764"},"modified":"2006-12-10T19:34:52","modified_gmt":"2006-12-11T02:34:52","slug":"i-love-a-bizarre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=764","title":{"rendered":"I love a bizarre!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Riding up the elevator with a older couple who asked me where I went shopping since I had a full Langenstein&#8217;s grocery bag. I said I went to a Hanukkah bazaar at Temple Sinai. Blank stares. I asked where they were going when they got off with me at the 3rd floor and they said to visit their daughter and her husband. You must be T&#8217;s mom, I said. Yes! Then T&#8217;s mom said, &#8220;I love a bazaar!&#8221; Me too, I said, the more bizarre the better. Again, blank stares.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Riding up the elevator with a older couple who asked me where I went shopping since I had a full Langenstein&#8217;s grocery bag. I said I went to a Hanukkah bazaar at Temple Sinai. Blank stares. I asked where they were going when they got off with me at the 3rd floor and they said to visit their daughter and her husband. You must be T&#8217;s mom, I said. Yes! Then T&#8217;s mom said, &#8220;I&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-ck","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}