{"id":743,"date":"2006-12-06T19:35:31","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T02:35:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=743"},"modified":"2006-12-06T19:37:14","modified_gmt":"2006-12-07T02:37:14","slug":"the-endless-mental-masturbation-never-stops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=743","title":{"rendered":"The endless mental masturbation never stops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paint this time. Oh I thought I had finally gotten the paint thing down. It&#8217;s oil based primer inside and out, it&#8217;s latex on the walls and siding, and oil based for the trim. I chose flat walls and semi gloss trim. But no, now Joey Helm tells me it&#8217;s latex all the way. And K says it is high gloss for trim. And last month during one of these circle jerks I went through the house and threw away every bit of latex trim paint cans there were &#8211; because people were bringing the stuff in themselves. And now we&#8217;re back to square one. Now I&#8217;ve got one half the house with latex trim, the other half with oil based trim. <\/p>\n<p>As Joey brought the paint cans out to Blue, I caught my contractor sitting in his truck next to mine eating a taco. Joey, I said, explain to S what you were just telling me. <\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, I knew that, S said, casually eating his taco.  <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s an endless mindfuck &#8211; they are fucking with me &#8211; this isn&#8217;t paranoia &#8211; really &#8211; they just want to see how far they can push me before I snap. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paint this time. Oh I thought I had finally gotten the paint thing down. It&#8217;s oil based primer inside and out, it&#8217;s latex on the walls and siding, and oil based for the trim. I chose flat walls and semi gloss trim. But no, now Joey Helm tells me it&#8217;s latex all the way. And K says it is high gloss for trim. And last month during one of these circle jerks I went through&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-bZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/743\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}