{"id":741,"date":"2006-12-06T17:06:59","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T00:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=741"},"modified":"2006-12-06T19:29:53","modified_gmt":"2006-12-07T02:29:53","slug":"a-risible-condition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=741","title":{"rendered":"A risible condition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today my contractor said, and I quote, oh do I quote, &#8220;I can&#8217;t see you not being in there by the end of February.&#8221; Ha &#8211; that is risible &#8211; okay, because it was I can&#8217;t see you not in there by the end of &#8220;June&#8221; &#8220;September&#8221; &#8220;December&#8221; &#8211; oh well, there it is. <\/p>\n<p>I stopped by TL&#8217;s house to give him the Black Keys tickets (sigh) and saw that he still had a faucet missing in a guest bath, caulking still not done, and I just could see what my life was going to look like once I did finally move in, more of the same (another sigh). <\/p>\n<p>He was sweet enough to invite all 150 reporters to his house for his Jazz Fest party if I could coax my company to have its conference here &#8211; but unfortunately I tried that and there aren&#8217;t enough flights in and out of New Orleans to accommodate our globe trotters and hotels were tricky as well &#8211; my company has planned yet another annual reporters&#8217; conference on my birthday, during the second weekend of Jazz Fest, and more importantly, during TL&#8217;s annual Jazz Fest shindig (the sighs keep a comin). <\/p>\n<p>But maybe, just maybe, I will be in my house by Jazz Fest and I will have to throw the first party and make it worthwhile enough to overcome missing the two whole days of JF as well as the party. My birthday &#8211; well, I can celebrate that anywhere. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today my contractor said, and I quote, oh do I quote, &#8220;I can&#8217;t see you not being in there by the end of February.&#8221; Ha &#8211; that is risible &#8211; okay, because it was I can&#8217;t see you not in there by the end of &#8220;June&#8221; &#8220;September&#8221; &#8220;December&#8221; &#8211; oh well, there it is. I stopped by TL&#8217;s house to give him the Black Keys tickets (sigh) and saw that he still had a faucet&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-bX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}