{"id":715,"date":"2006-12-01T08:01:13","date_gmt":"2006-12-01T15:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=715"},"modified":"2006-12-01T08:01:13","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T15:01:13","slug":"save-me-from-the-haikus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=715","title":{"rendered":"Save me from the haikus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are for my US reporters:<\/p>\n<p>Olya<br \/>\nOlya, my Flower<br \/>\nIs the best thing in my world<br \/>\nEveryday is sunshine<\/p>\n<p>Beth<br \/>\nAlways the laughter<br \/>\nIs what catches me off guard<br \/>\nAs if she gets me<\/p>\n<p>Donna<br \/>\nShe stands by her beer<br \/>\nAnd rides it up and then down<br \/>\nShooting stars burn bright<\/p>\n<p>Robin<br \/>\nBlue background like bird<br \/>\nHer emails are short and sweet<br \/>\nOft times plain funny<\/p>\n<p>Teresa<br \/>\nVoice like band camp girl<br \/>\nShe digs into beverages<br \/>\nAnd then finds nuggets<\/p>\n<p>Meredith<br \/>\nSalty desert voice<br \/>\nLikes her crackberry on the go<br \/>\nMakes me think of sun<\/p>\n<p>Linda<br \/>\nTongues stuck on cold poles<br \/>\nCanada is her domain<br \/>\nShe sends warmth to us<\/p>\n<p>Mark<br \/>\nBaby food is natural<br \/>\nAnd yet he does our spirits<br \/>\nHe\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ambidextrous?<\/p>\n<p>Mary<br \/>\nNever there in May<br \/>\nBut everyone thinks she is<br \/>\nHas that there presence<\/p>\n<p>Renee<br \/>\nMakes you think portholes<br \/>\nShe loves her some grids and boats<br \/>\nNow it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just portals<\/p>\n<p>Graham<br \/>\nName sounds like cracker<br \/>\nThough she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s more of an entr\u00c3\u00a9e<br \/>\nWe could eat her up<\/p>\n<p>Bill<br \/>\nHe hides in Peru<br \/>\nIf he told you why he would<br \/>\nThen have to kill you <\/p>\n<p>Frank<br \/>\nQueens is his abode<br \/>\nThere he rules his vast empire<br \/>\nPostit notes and phones<\/p>\n<p>Bob<br \/>\nLas Vegas is money<br \/>\nHe should know he makes us rich<br \/>\nLe\u00e2\u20ac\u2122Chaim to Bob<\/p>\n<p>Phil<br \/>\nSubtle his power<br \/>\nBut WHAM BAM it comes on strong<br \/>\nA techno wonder<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are for my US reporters: Olya Olya, my Flower Is the best thing in my world Everyday is sunshine Beth Always the laughter Is what catches me off guard As if she gets me Donna She stands by her beer And rides it up and then down Shooting stars burn bright Robin Blue background like bird Her emails are short and sweet Oft times plain funny Teresa Voice like band camp girl She digs&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-bx","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=715"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}