{"id":713,"date":"2006-12-01T05:23:43","date_gmt":"2006-12-01T12:23:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=713"},"modified":"2006-12-01T05:23:43","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T12:23:43","slug":"aussie-wine-tasting-was-a-ripper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=713","title":{"rendered":"Aussie Wine Tasting was a Ripper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lying in my bed<br \/>\nHaikus form and take shape there<br \/>\nI wonder why me?<\/p>\n<p>Graham was my wine date<br \/>\nShe looked like a movie star<br \/>\nComplete with a cig<\/p>\n<p>Lucia wore pastel<br \/>\nBut kept quiet through the night<br \/>\nDeath cab had her first<\/p>\n<p>Beth kept a schedule<br \/>\nDrink now, eat now, play now, go<br \/>\nShe must be tired<\/p>\n<p>Redell won with words<br \/>\nRipper, Ta, Fair Dinkum, Mate<br \/>\nWho knew she would win?<\/p>\n<p>Tommy prefers junk<br \/>\nBut won&#8217;t turn away from breasts<br \/>\nWin win either way<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lying in my bed Haikus form and take shape there I wonder why me? Graham was my wine date She looked like a movie star Complete with a cig Lucia wore pastel But kept quiet through the night Death cab had her first Beth kept a schedule Drink now, eat now, play now, go She must be tired Redell won with words Ripper, Ta, Fair Dinkum, Mate Who knew she would win? Tommy prefers junk&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-bv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}