{"id":705,"date":"2006-11-29T14:22:08","date_gmt":"2006-11-29T21:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=705"},"modified":"2006-11-29T14:27:06","modified_gmt":"2006-11-29T21:27:06","slug":"fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=705","title":{"rendered":"Fat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>L, man of mystery, slipped yet another package of goodies through the mail slot at the LaLa, making his mail, the first to go inside &#8211; he compiled a CD &#8211; my favorite song, the lyrics that made me laugh out loud on the way to Pilates, was care of the Violent Femmes:<\/p>\n<p>I hope<br \/>\nyou got<br \/>\nfat<br \/>\ncause if you got<br \/>\nreally fat<br \/>\nyou just might want to see me come back<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t care<br \/>\nhow heavy or how skinny<br \/>\njust gimme<br \/>\nsomething to love<br \/>\na little extra weight would never look no nicer on nobody else but you<br \/>\nand I could always use a little bit more<br \/>\nto hold on to<br \/>\nand if I get a fright in the middle<br \/>\nof the night I&#8217;ll cling to you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L, man of mystery, slipped yet another package of goodies through the mail slot at the LaLa, making his mail, the first to go inside &#8211; he compiled a CD &#8211; my favorite song, the lyrics that made me laugh out loud on the way to Pilates, was care of the Violent Femmes: I hope you got fat cause if you got really fat you just might want to see me come back I don&#8217;t&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1kHSD-fat","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}