{"id":688,"date":"2006-11-25T06:24:23","date_gmt":"2006-11-25T13:24:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=688"},"modified":"2006-11-25T06:24:23","modified_gmt":"2006-11-25T13:24:23","slug":"not-even-a-hanukkah-bush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=688","title":{"rendered":"Not even a Hanukkah bush"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>K, my carpenter, called from Atlanta, where he went for Thanksgiving. He said he was standing in the midst of a forest and wanted to cut down a big old Christmas tree for me and bring it back to New Orleans for me to put in the LaLa. I said that&#8217;s very nice of you, but I&#8217;m Jewish, I&#8217;ve never had a Christmas tree. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>K, my carpenter, called from Atlanta, where he went for Thanksgiving. He said he was standing in the midst of a forest and wanted to cut down a big old Christmas tree for me and bring it back to New Orleans for me to put in the LaLa. I said that&#8217;s very nice of you, but I&#8217;m Jewish, I&#8217;ve never had a Christmas tree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-b6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}