{"id":681,"date":"2006-11-23T09:33:59","date_gmt":"2006-11-23T16:33:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=681"},"modified":"2006-11-23T20:48:45","modified_gmt":"2006-11-24T03:48:45","slug":"all-the-dead-turkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=681","title":{"rendered":"All the dead turkeys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So last night G and I went to Le Petite Grocery because Martha makes the best damn cosmopolitan in this city. We ran into G and J, a handsome couple obviously in love. I told G that I had had my nineteenth nervous breakdown about the LaLa and had called my mother &#8211; who responded like a mother for a change and calmed my nerves. And G entertained me with men stories. <\/p>\n<p>Then we went to St Joe&#8217;s and decided it was way too smokey and headed to Monkey Hill where we ran into C (who named his baby after G) &#8211; it&#8217;s the first I met him, but I&#8217;ve heard about him, great guy and then we went to the Kingpin where we ran into the Czech and his band of merry men from Russia and thereabouts. One is a fine furniture maker so I took his card as at some point I will need furniture for the LaLa. <\/p>\n<p>There was a festive atmosphere everywhere we went and I thought about Richman&#8217;s article &#8211; about how we are partying our way to the grave &#8211; and I thought &#8220;and this is a bad thing?&#8221; Then it was time to make our way back to Midcity, where we thought about stopping at Ralph&#8217;s, but instead chose our respective beds. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So last night G and I went to Le Petite Grocery because Martha makes the best damn cosmopolitan in this city. We ran into G and J, a handsome couple obviously in love. I told G that I had had my nineteenth nervous breakdown about the LaLa and had called my mother &#8211; who responded like a mother for a change and calmed my nerves. And G entertained me with men stories. Then we went&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-aZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}