{"id":653,"date":"2006-11-10T17:48:26","date_gmt":"2006-11-11T00:48:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=653"},"modified":"2006-11-10T17:49:52","modified_gmt":"2006-11-11T00:49:52","slug":"at-your-beck-and-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=653","title":{"rendered":"At your beck and call"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I don&#8217;t want the world at my beck and call &#8211; I want to hide under a rock and just hibernate till the world stops spinning. So many good things have happened recently &#8211; the Democrats took back the House and possibly will get the Senate. Rumsfield quit. Some things have gone sideways &#8211; WalMart announced it will revert from saying Holidays to Christmas so that it has a Christmas shop not a Holiday shop and its clerks say Merry Christmas. Macy&#8217;s will do the same thing this year. Fuck Macy&#8217;s &#8211; they have decided not to support New Orleans so I don&#8217;t support them. And I HATE WalMart. <\/p>\n<p>O said it best today when I said I just need to crawl in bed &#8211; she said you always go on these trips and then come back cranked up and still going &#8211; you don&#8217;t take down time. I need down time. <\/p>\n<p>Now back to my cave. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I don&#8217;t want the world at my beck and call &#8211; I want to hide under a rock and just hibernate till the world stops spinning. So many good things have happened recently &#8211; the Democrats took back the House and possibly will get the Senate. Rumsfield quit. Some things have gone sideways &#8211; WalMart announced it will revert from saying Holidays to Christmas so that it has a Christmas shop not a Holiday&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-ax","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=653"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}