{"id":634,"date":"2006-11-03T13:33:43","date_gmt":"2006-11-03T20:33:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=634"},"modified":"2006-11-03T13:33:43","modified_gmt":"2006-11-03T20:33:43","slug":"baby-in-a-basket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=634","title":{"rendered":"Baby in a basket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>L was telling me a story last night whereby there was a suicide and all of the children were disbursed to relatives. Not that I want a suicide but how come kids don&#8217;t show up on my front porch is what I want to know? I wonder if when the LaLa is done, if I put a basket by my front door if someone will come leave a kid there for me. Maybe I need to concern myself with a chicken in my pot rather than a baby in my basket. Who the hell knows what I am supposed to concern myself with &#8211; I&#8217;m still wondering if I should get a spray on tan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L was telling me a story last night whereby there was a suicide and all of the children were disbursed to relatives. Not that I want a suicide but how come kids don&#8217;t show up on my front porch is what I want to know? I wonder if when the LaLa is done, if I put a basket by my front door if someone will come leave a kid there for me. Maybe I need&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-ae","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=634"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/634\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}