{"id":610,"date":"2006-10-25T17:19:03","date_gmt":"2006-10-26T00:19:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=610"},"modified":"2006-10-25T17:19:26","modified_gmt":"2006-10-26T00:19:26","slug":"madonna-is-not-in-the-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=610","title":{"rendered":"Madonna is not in the room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hoping the Voodoo Fest does something for the gris gris that is floating around these parts &#8211; everyone seems crotchety, including me. <\/p>\n<p>Take this simple exchange &#8211; it&#8217;s a bad habit of mine to care more than I should &#8211; so today when I voiced my concern about someone and the response was &#8220;okay mother&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;blech&#8221; was all I had to say to myself. I&#8217;ve never liked the idea of women who mother men &#8211; it gives me the willies outright &#8211; and believe me I know enough women who like role-playing as mother to their men to know that it makes me utter a resounding blech. <\/p>\n<p>I prefer role-playing where me woman, you man. Not me mother, you man. If all of life is a stage, and the roles are Madonna or Mary Magdelene &#8211; I&#8217;d ask to play the whore every time. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoping the Voodoo Fest does something for the gris gris that is floating around these parts &#8211; everyone seems crotchety, including me. Take this simple exchange &#8211; it&#8217;s a bad habit of mine to care more than I should &#8211; so today when I voiced my concern about someone and the response was &#8220;okay mother&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;blech&#8221; was all I had to say to myself. I&#8217;ve never liked the idea of women who mother men&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-9Q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}