{"id":601,"date":"2006-10-23T18:50:33","date_gmt":"2006-10-24T01:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=601"},"modified":"2006-10-23T18:52:17","modified_gmt":"2006-10-24T01:52:17","slug":"rachelland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=601","title":{"rendered":"RachelLand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over here in RachelLand, we have a good time, yeah. IMing with my writer friend R earlier, he was cottoning to the whole fuck off notion and had tickled me so I was giggling for a while after &#8211; then later IMing with a colleague who had read my blog on telling people to fuck off and she said she had such a long list to tell &#8211; then she started making me belly laugh. <\/p>\n<p>In RachelLand, no one is humorless and if they are, they&#8217;re kicked out of RachelLand &#8211; those are the rules and we in our tiny world will tolerate no insubordination. <\/p>\n<p>G called from the Big Apple telling me stories of cutting a swatch off her Calvin Kleins to show the designer the fabric she wanted &#8211; on her way out and about town with holey underwear &#8211; she was making me laugh &#8211; she gets to be in RachelLand even if she is in NY. <\/p>\n<p>Hey, it&#8217;s so easy to appease the Queen of RachelLand &#8211; make me laugh &#8211; I roll over so quick-like. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over here in RachelLand, we have a good time, yeah. IMing with my writer friend R earlier, he was cottoning to the whole fuck off notion and had tickled me so I was giggling for a while after &#8211; then later IMing with a colleague who had read my blog on telling people to fuck off and she said she had such a long list to tell &#8211; then she started making me belly laugh.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-9H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}