{"id":4029,"date":"2009-06-05T12:05:52","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T17:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=4029"},"modified":"2009-06-05T12:13:41","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T17:13:41","slug":"why-cats-are-assholes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=4029","title":{"rendered":"Why cats are assholes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We call Bam Bam, the rat bastard to his face. I&#8217;ve never seen the likes of a cat like this. He literally looks for situations to be a butt. Like he will wait till Wolfie is walking by and then strike her with his paw. Or he&#8217;ll purposefully claw out the screen on the door rather than just walk through. He&#8217;s having a fine time trying to ruin the Eames daybed and the Saarinen Womb chair. <\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;ll come to the door wanting to come in, but if you open the door he&#8217;ll turn his head as if he is having second thoughts and then, in his own time, he&#8217;ll mosey in. He has a sick relationship to a fluffy pillow and a destuffed fox. He meows constantly for his food even when it is two hours before meal time. <\/p>\n<p>And the sad truth is, we let him get away with this annoying behavior.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We call Bam Bam, the rat bastard to his face. I&#8217;ve never seen the likes of a cat like this. He literally looks for situations to be a butt. Like he will wait till Wolfie is walking by and then strike her with his paw. Or he&#8217;ll purposefully claw out the screen on the door rather than just walk through. He&#8217;s having a fine time trying to ruin the Eames daybed and the Saarinen Womb&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-12Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}