{"id":4002,"date":"2009-05-28T17:19:52","date_gmt":"2009-05-28T22:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=4002"},"modified":"2009-05-28T17:26:04","modified_gmt":"2009-05-28T22:26:04","slug":"of-course-then-there-is-low-culture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=4002","title":{"rendered":"Of course, then there is low culture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A source just sent me this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.textsfromlastnight.com\/\">site<\/a> which is an aggregate of funny text messages. <\/p>\n<p>Pretty hilarious. A few of my personal favorites:<\/p>\n<p>(585): Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?<\/p>\n<p>(832): I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that&#8217;s why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds. wake up.<\/p>\n<p>(440): i have nine cents in my fucking bank account&#8230; not even a dime<\/p>\n<p>(518): I am at the point in my high where i now know\/understand chinese.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A source just sent me this site which is an aggregate of funny text messages. Pretty hilarious. A few of my personal favorites: (585): Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF? (832): I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that&#8217;s why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds. wake up. (440): i have nine cents in my fucking bank account&#8230; not even&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-12y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}