{"id":398,"date":"2006-09-04T17:42:24","date_gmt":"2006-09-05T00:42:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=398"},"modified":"2006-09-04T19:36:01","modified_gmt":"2006-09-05T02:36:01","slug":"drama-in-the-hood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=398","title":{"rendered":"Drama in the hood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I walked over to N&#8217;s to bring her a key to my house and the Can, and to give her a pink Spalding ball so she can do the same therapy on her hand that I am doing. Apparently she fell apart in similar ways a year before me &#8211; the tennis elbow, the tendons stretched in her foot &#8211; god, give her hot flashes, and we could be identical twins. The Snake was in the yard on the phone with a friend in need &#8211; apparently &#8220;drama&#8221; happening in his life whereby he has left one woman for another and there is oh, how do you say in English, TENSION. Girl #1 keeps threatening Girl #2 with emails and voicemails and now Girl #2 no longer wants to sleep with the leading man. Ho hum. <\/p>\n<p>I told N I was in a state &#8211; kind of chasing my tail &#8211; my senses seeming to be going off in all different directions &#8211; she listened. She asked about S and I said he was starting his new fancy job tomorrow. She said, &#8220;He&#8217;ll be hooked up soon.&#8221; I said yeah, I know it, he is over there making leeks and such. She said, &#8220;Yeah, you did a good job with him, now you&#8217;ve given a gift to the women of the world.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>She said that the guy the Snake was talking to is a poet of some acclaim and that he said one day that N is the best poet he knew &#8211; she said, &#8220;me, a poet?&#8221; He said she had a way with words like no other. I thought &#8220;I can see that&#8221; &#8211; that&#8217;s in a thought bubble &#8211; I didn&#8217;t actually tell her &#8211; there was something about the domesticity of the moment that made me nostalgic and I grew self-absorbed and didn&#8217;t snatch the opportunity to reach outside of myself. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I walked over to N&#8217;s to bring her a key to my house and the Can, and to give her a pink Spalding ball so she can do the same therapy on her hand that I am doing. Apparently she fell apart in similar ways a year before me &#8211; the tennis elbow, the tendons stretched in her foot &#8211; god, give her hot flashes, and we could be identical twins. The Snake was in&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-6q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}