{"id":3978,"date":"2009-05-21T17:37:08","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T22:37:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3978"},"modified":"2009-05-21T17:37:08","modified_gmt":"2009-05-21T22:37:08","slug":"why-did-the-turtle-cross-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3978","title":{"rendered":"Why did the turtle cross the road?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was headed over to the Green Market and a big fat turtle was crossing the road. Right then my mother called and I told her to hang on as I had to get a turtle back to the bayou, so cradling the phone to my ear, I picked up the turtle and brought it back to the bayou. <\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, a mother with her kids pulled up behind me and yelled out &#8220;Good Samaritan!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I yelled back &#8220;Turtle Saver!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was headed over to the Green Market and a big fat turtle was crossing the road. Right then my mother called and I told her to hang on as I had to get a turtle back to the bayou, so cradling the phone to my ear, I picked up the turtle and brought it back to the bayou. Meanwhile, a mother with her kids pulled up behind me and yelled out &#8220;Good Samaritan!&#8221; I&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-12a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}