{"id":3967,"date":"2009-05-18T16:39:21","date_gmt":"2009-05-18T21:39:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3967"},"modified":"2009-05-18T16:39:21","modified_gmt":"2009-05-18T21:39:21","slug":"the-best-laid-plans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3967","title":{"rendered":"The best laid plans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I brought a timer up to my desk and was supposed to set it for every 30 minutes to force me to stand up and stretch. <\/p>\n<p>I made a work out schedule for lifting weights and running and spinning so that I could stay flexible and lose this 10 pound paunch. <\/p>\n<p>I made an outlook reminder to remember to take time to read and think.<\/p>\n<p>I brought a Brita up to my office to remember to drink water. <\/p>\n<p>I got to my desk this morning and haven&#8217;t left since. I haven&#8217;t moved. I think I pee&#8217;d once. I think I filled my water glass this morning and that was it. <\/p>\n<p>Now that I am brain dead what do I have to tell the world except that sometimes&#8230;plans don&#8217;t work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I brought a timer up to my desk and was supposed to set it for every 30 minutes to force me to stand up and stretch. I made a work out schedule for lifting weights and running and spinning so that I could stay flexible and lose this 10 pound paunch. I made an outlook reminder to remember to take time to read and think. I brought a Brita up to my office to remember&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-11Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3967"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3967\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}