{"id":3951,"date":"2009-05-11T23:17:45","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T04:17:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3951"},"modified":"2009-05-11T23:17:45","modified_gmt":"2009-05-12T04:17:45","slug":"altitude-and-a-below-sea-level-gal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3951","title":{"rendered":"Altitude and a below sea level gal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was raised in humid, hot, below sea level and you know what, I&#8217;m not a mountaineer. I&#8217;m sitting here in Denver itching all over from the dry air, my heart is pumping fast and hard in the altitude, and I&#8217;m thirsty as hell. <\/p>\n<p>Sorry but I prefer my fetid environment to this clean air one. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was raised in humid, hot, below sea level and you know what, I&#8217;m not a mountaineer. I&#8217;m sitting here in Denver itching all over from the dry air, my heart is pumping fast and hard in the altitude, and I&#8217;m thirsty as hell. Sorry but I prefer my fetid environment to this clean air one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-11J","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}