I was talking to a friend the other day about my mom and her blood tests, saying I’m worried she might have diabetes and my friend said, that would be a shame because she couldn’t drink. Curious response. Meanwhile, at the Fest I was standing by this older guy with a purple cape and lots of buttons and beads on and he was having a really great time and suddenly this 20 something year old girl walked up and yelled DADDY! DADDY! and exclaimed, “I can’t believe you are smoking! Daddy!” And he sheepishly put the cigarette out. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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