{"id":3821,"date":"2009-04-08T20:12:40","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T01:12:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3821"},"modified":"2009-04-08T20:12:40","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T01:12:40","slug":"smack-smack-smack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3821","title":{"rendered":"Smack smack smack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hear that? It&#8217;s the sound of a dry mouth &#8211; desert dry &#8211; I&#8217;ve had five liters of water and still smack smack smack. How do people live here? Why aren&#8217;t they all shriveled up? <\/p>\n<p>Seriously, people always come to New Orleans and moan about the humidity but seriously, it is so good for your hair and skin and no smack smack smack. <\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s beautiful here &#8211; we took the Turquoise Trail and stopped to see a friend who built a mansion that overlooks the stunning Albuquerque landscape. Then we got to our friend&#8217;s house here in Santa Fe &#8211; perfect! More than perfect. We have a courtyard to eat our breakfast in &#8211; all private &#8211; very cozy and filled with her beautiful pottery. <\/p>\n<p>Ahhh, the sounds of vacation. Now if only the emails will go through my send box, I can&#8217;t shut down my work mind. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hear that? It&#8217;s the sound of a dry mouth &#8211; desert dry &#8211; I&#8217;ve had five liters of water and still smack smack smack. How do people live here? Why aren&#8217;t they all shriveled up? Seriously, people always come to New Orleans and moan about the humidity but seriously, it is so good for your hair and skin and no smack smack smack. But it&#8217;s beautiful here &#8211; we took the Turquoise Trail and stopped&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-ZD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3821\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}