{"id":3778,"date":"2009-03-29T20:20:30","date_gmt":"2009-03-30T01:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3778"},"modified":"2009-03-30T21:45:47","modified_gmt":"2009-03-31T02:45:47","slug":"girls-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3778","title":{"rendered":"Girl’s trip"},"content":{"rendered":"

What happens on the girl’s trip stays with the girl’s trip – from telling a singer to stop smoking and comparing that to stepping on a prima ballerina’s toes to where’s the plastic bag?<\/em> to putting air quotes on “air quotes” and a seafood platter that leads to a turkey neck, to a neighbor who makes daiquiris out of fresh pears and hides dark chocolate in them, to lots of talk of mother and a brush with an American Idol wantabe with dollar bills pinned to his chest, a painter in red, dancing up a storm at the LaLa, MiMis, Circle Bar – shopping, dancing, falling, talking, laughing, TIBing, Commander’s, Bayona, Brigtsen’s, Stanley’s, a lesbian pool party and wrapping the whole thing up with a Tennessee Williams bow and the best quote of the weekend came from a young mother-to-be who said about the writer, “I didn’t know he was gay!” <\/p>\n

And the winner of the best outfit of the weekend was this little Cereal Killer:<\/p>\n

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What happens on the girl’s trip stays with the girl’s trip – from telling a singer to stop smoking and comparing that to stepping on a prima ballerina’s toes to where’s the plastic bag? to putting air quotes on “air quotes” and a seafood platter that leads to a turkey neck, to a neighbor who makes daiquiris out of fresh pears and hides dark chocolate in them, to lots of talk of mother and a… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-YW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}