{"id":372,"date":"2006-08-31T15:34:18","date_gmt":"2006-08-31T22:34:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=372"},"modified":"2006-08-31T15:36:48","modified_gmt":"2006-08-31T22:36:48","slug":"taking-it-out-in-trade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=372","title":{"rendered":"Taking it out in trade"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>L called me to come look at where I wanted the faucet on my tub, when I got there W was deep into the guest shower putting the PVC drain pad down. He said he is envious of my tub. I told him he could use it when it&#8217;s all done. He then offered to come live with me and be my house husband, he said he&#8217;d get my cocktails for me as I sat on the front porch and that he was basically low maintenance and was very handy around the house. He&#8217;s young and cute, so I was thinking maybe if I do just have sex with every tradesman who comes through the house, progress might pick up.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, as my friend Gomez likes to lament: I can&#8217;t fuck everybody. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L called me to come look at where I wanted the faucet on my tub, when I got there W was deep into the guest shower putting the PVC drain pad down. He said he is envious of my tub. I told him he could use it when it&#8217;s all done. He then offered to come live with me and be my house husband, he said he&#8217;d get my cocktails for me as I sat&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-60","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}