{"id":369,"date":"2006-08-30T22:36:43","date_gmt":"2006-08-31T05:36:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=369"},"modified":"2006-08-30T22:36:43","modified_gmt":"2006-08-31T05:36:43","slug":"susu-sends-a-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=369","title":{"rendered":"SuSu sends a surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She sent me a book that I can&#8217;t put down and so now I am not sleeping &#8211; it&#8217;s called Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants by Jill Soloway and it is hysterical &#8211; first of all the card she sent was great &#8211; it said &#8220;When our story is told, and it will be told in song and fable and interpretive dance and puppet show, people will weep with joy, and through sobs, say, &#8220;Today we have witnessed love. How can our lives not be bettered by this?&#8221; Inside it says, &#8220;Okay, the puppet show response may not be so strong. People may not be ready for puppets.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She says she sent the book because it is a memoir and very confident on the sexuality and (she is Jewish) so I think you will like it!<\/p>\n<p>The book is a riot &#8211; it has footnotes and my favorite is footnote #12 on Page 78 &#8220;Have you ever had a penis in your mouth and thought, &#8220;What in the hell am I doing? I have a penis in my mouth!&#8221; &#8211; I almost wet my pants laughing so hard. <\/p>\n<p>In the book, she talks about going to college and suddenly having a zillion new best friends &#8211; it hit home &#8211; my &#8220;Miracle Child&#8221; niece called from Suwanne where she has just started and the whole time she is talking to me &#8220;Aunt Rachel, just calling to say hi!&#8221; she is having a zillion conversations with her zillion new best friends &#8211; Hey Susie, see you at the whatever. Oh you Katie, you&#8217;re funny. Similarly, E sent her daughter K off to school and said that she flew there with her husband and her daughter wouldn&#8217;t even go to lunch with them because she was hanging out with 100 of her new best friends. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She sent me a book that I can&#8217;t put down and so now I am not sleeping &#8211; it&#8217;s called Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants by Jill Soloway and it is hysterical &#8211; first of all the card she sent was great &#8211; it said &#8220;When our story is told, and it will be told in song and fable and interpretive dance and puppet show, people will weep with joy, and through sobs, say, &#8220;Today&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-5X","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}