Loca and I ran into one of our regular walkers this morning in the park – it was nippy cold and we were walking briskly – so was he. Even the swans were gliding at a clip in the lagoon. I said as we passed, “It’s getting colder so we have to walk faster.” He grimaced, “No, I gained ten pounds so I have to walk faster AND farther.” I responded, “Don’t you know it.”<\/p>\n
I’ve gained ten pounds myself. It was four at first from hooking up and being in love, then six from too many Slovenian beers during the summer, and now a whopping ten pounds that I am carrying around like a battleaxe. The blame goes squarely on Stacy’s Pita Chips, which my neighbor introduced me to and which became a “little” snack in the afternoon. Stacy’s are so good I should have known they were bad. Even my bony macaroni gf gained two kilos.<\/p>\n
So now my kind of sexy muffin top has become the molten exploding muffin top and putting on jeans is exercise in and of itself – but I refuse to size up, so faster and farther it is. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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