Arriving in Atlanta at midnight on Tuesday, my niece Michelle’s chihuahua (Chico) attacked Arlene. Segue to my other brother’s house a couple of nights later and lo and behold there are two Chihuahuas (Lady and Josie) and both attacked Arlene. So I had to bring the Bean to my friend Alice Ann’s house to be safe. Last night at the Maple Leaf’s First Anniversary of Mardi Gras in August, I was attacked by a Chihuahua. What goes on? <\/p>\n
I was at the back bar waiting for Jamie to get a break – it was packed – and this guy walks up and shoves me to the side after I had been waiting there and I said, “Dude, what’s your problem?” He said “I work here” and I said “Like I give a fuck” – and he said “What did you say?” and I said “Fuck you” and he said “I work here” and I said “Fuck you” and so it began the slow removal of Rachel from the bar. He called security – lots of people got involved – when I was paying Jamie, a tall guy came up and said “Don’t take it personally, he’s a Chihuahua” and I said “That explains everything.”<\/p>\n
The best part is that H&T backed me up and by the time the guy followed me to my truck, all three of us were shouting “Fuck you, you Chihuahua.” <\/p>\n
Don’t try this at home. You can only do this if you are wearing a costume. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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