{"id":3160,"date":"2008-10-08T11:57:51","date_gmt":"2008-10-08T16:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3160"},"modified":"2008-10-08T11:57:51","modified_gmt":"2008-10-08T16:57:51","slug":"waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3160","title":{"rendered":"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The four hour plane ride from New Orleans to Los Angeles last night was punctuated by a toddler who began wailing at take off and did not stop for one tiny second until we landed in LAX.<\/p>\n<p>I woke this morning to a toddler screaming at the top of his lungs in the hotel room next door and right now, nearly four hours later, the crying has not abated. <\/p>\n<p>Lord have mercy. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The four hour plane ride from New Orleans to Los Angeles last night was punctuated by a toddler who began wailing at take off and did not stop for one tiny second until we landed in LAX. I woke this morning to a toddler screaming at the top of his lungs in the hotel room next door and right now, nearly four hours later, the crying has not abated. Lord have mercy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-OY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}