{"id":3078,"date":"2008-09-16T16:42:58","date_gmt":"2008-09-16T21:42:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3078"},"modified":"2008-09-16T16:44:41","modified_gmt":"2008-09-16T21:44:41","slug":"no-worries-here-on-the-bayou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3078","title":{"rendered":"No worries here on the bayou"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been trying to find a reason why the women who reside on the bayou live to such old age &#8211; I count three I can see their houses from my window who are in their nineties and walk around the bayou every morning &#8211; they are lucid and not far from perky. <\/p>\n<p>This morning, I ran into the self-proclaimed mayor of Bayou St John and he yelled to me across the bayou, &#8220;Did you hear?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s all a big joke. Didn&#8217;t you listen to the news this morning?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yes, but&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well the whole Wall Street thing turns out it&#8217;s all a big joke!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then he and his Catahoula walked one way, and I with Loca another, heading into the park. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been trying to find a reason why the women who reside on the bayou live to such old age &#8211; I count three I can see their houses from my window who are in their nineties and walk around the bayou every morning &#8211; they are lucid and not far from perky. This morning, I ran into the self-proclaimed mayor of Bayou St John and he yelled to me across the bayou, &#8220;Did you&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-NE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3078\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}