{"id":3057,"date":"2008-09-12T10:11:06","date_gmt":"2008-09-12T15:11:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3057"},"modified":"2008-09-12T10:13:07","modified_gmt":"2008-09-12T15:13:07","slug":"storms-never-last-do-they","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=3057","title":{"rendered":"Storms never last &#8211; do they?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A friend writes that she woke up wishing she were somewhere else. I told her it is the storm (Ike is wrecking havoc over New Orleans as he skirts us) because I woke yelling from a dream where I was trapped in a beer pub in the suburbs somewhere and one of my friends had braided her hair in cornrows and I was screaming &#8220;I WANT OUT! OUT! OUT!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>When I opened my eyes, Loca was banging against her kennel and came barreling out like a bulldozer. <\/p>\n<p>My friend said, &#8220;Yeah, but this storm has lasted three years&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/k2eSOroUt_8&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend writes that she woke up wishing she were somewhere else. I told her it is the storm (Ike is wrecking havoc over New Orleans as he skirts us) because I woke yelling from a dream where I was trapped in a beer pub in the suburbs somewhere and one of my friends had braided her hair in cornrows and I was screaming &#8220;I WANT OUT! OUT! OUT!&#8221; When I opened my eyes, Loca&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-Nj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3057"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}