{"id":2962,"date":"2008-08-17T20:48:09","date_gmt":"2008-08-18T01:48:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=2962"},"modified":"2008-08-19T08:57:06","modified_gmt":"2008-08-19T13:57:06","slug":"guess-who-is-turning-50","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=2962","title":{"rendered":"Guess who is turning 50?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In 2009, I am turning 50 and along with me, a friend who is turning 50 tells me so is <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/imgres?imgurl=http:\/\/www.funny-potato.com\/images\/new-barbie.jpg&#038;imgrefurl=http:\/\/www.funny-potato.com\/barbie-doll.html&#038;h=507&#038;w=742&#038;sz=149&#038;hl=en&#038;start=13&#038;um=1&#038;tbnid=bbBiIavg8XlUCM:&#038;tbnh=96&#038;tbnw=141&#038;prev=\/images%3Fq%3Dbarbie%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DN\">Barbie<\/a> and Alaska. <\/p>\n<p>My friend wants to go on a cruise to Alaska to celebrate. I want to trade my bikini party idea in for a Barbie party &#8211; I&#8217;m going as Malibu Barbie (spray tan) or Sophisticated Lady Barbie. <\/p>\n<p>Now who would be (hmmm) <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/imgres?imgurl=http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/21\/31989024_fb394910e3.jpg&#038;imgrefurl=http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/32511353%40N00\/31989024\/&#038;h=400&#038;w=395&#038;sz=28&#038;hl=en&#038;start=2&#038;um=1&#038;tbnid=ryNE4lZDCKi0KM:&#038;tbnh=124&#038;tbnw=122&#038;prev=\/images%3Fq%3Dbarbie%2Band%2Bskipper%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DN\">Skipper<\/a>. (Skipper always seemed a little suspicious). A young girl on the bayou this afternoon told me that little girl lesbians don&#8217;t play with Barbies &#8211; hmmm, is that so?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 2009, I am turning 50 and along with me, a friend who is turning 50 tells me so is Barbie and Alaska. My friend wants to go on a cruise to Alaska to celebrate. I want to trade my bikini party idea in for a Barbie party &#8211; I&#8217;m going as Malibu Barbie (spray tan) or Sophisticated Lady Barbie. Now who would be (hmmm) Skipper. (Skipper always seemed a little suspicious). A young girl&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-LM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}