{"id":277,"date":"2006-06-24T16:53:29","date_gmt":"2006-06-24T23:53:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=277"},"modified":"2006-06-24T18:41:19","modified_gmt":"2006-06-25T01:41:19","slug":"prekatrina-haunts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=277","title":{"rendered":"PreKatrina Haunts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My landline at the Can got turned on today and lo and behold I had 25 voice mail messages on there &#8211; some pre-Katrina:<\/p>\n<p>Aug 27 &#8211; 4:59 PM &#8211; Les calling from El Dorado where he went &#8220;in case&#8221; Katrina hit &#8211; he said, &#8220;y&#8217;all must be busy having a hurricane party&#8221;<br \/>\nAug 28 &#8211; 9:20 AM &#8211; Nick calling saying &#8220;someone&#8217;s having a fit because he can&#8217;t find his Star Wars sticker book &#8211; can you grab it?&#8221;<br \/>\nAug 28 &#8211; 10:45 AM &#8211; Lisa calling to see if we were evacuating.<br \/>\nAug 28 &#8211; 11:30 AM &#8211; Lisa again.<\/p>\n<p>This afternoon, went to meet mom for lunch at R&#038;O&#8217;s and she ordered what looked like an awesome soft shell crab poboy and I got my favorite &#8211; shrimp remoulade and a cup of gumbo (when is Commanders re-opening?). She had followed me there and almost got into an accident pulling into R&#038;O&#8217;s parking lot. After lunch, three hours later, I was contemplating my new roller device to take the canoe out when she phoned &#8211; she had been in the parking lot of Whole Foods on Vets for 3.5 hours because she had crashed into 3 parked vehicles and had been fielding ambulance, police, Whole Food employees, other drivers questions in the hot sun &#8211; they had towed the Volvo saying they thought it was totalled. She said it was as if the car hydroplaned but &#8220;there was no water.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile her towing service calls her once they get the car to Kenner and said the battery was dead and they couldn&#8217;t get the windows up so she had to come there and put garbage bags on the window because it looked like rain. I said I&#8217;d go do that but she said &#8220;no, it isn&#8217;t going to rain&#8221; &#8211; we hung up and the sky opened up &#8211; pouring, lightning, thunder &#8211; water water everywhere. <\/p>\n<p>My mother is going to be 71 in December, but it feels as if she is perpetually 14. I have been her mother all my life. For some reason, I derive no joy from this angle of motherhood.<\/p>\n<p>L called and wanted me to join him and T at Pal&#8217;s &#8211; they&#8217;ve been on the night crawlers tour of New Orleans since T got here last Monday. L&#8217;s own mother awaits in El Dorado, awaiting his care very soon. <\/p>\n<p>S called and booked a ticket to come here July 4th weekend &#8211; hip hip hooray &#8211; we&#8217;ll go to Paul&#8217;s going away party at Bacchanal on Saturday when she gets in &#8211; and then she has to leave on Monday afternoon. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My landline at the Can got turned on today and lo and behold I had 25 voice mail messages on there &#8211; some pre-Katrina: Aug 27 &#8211; 4:59 PM &#8211; Les calling from El Dorado where he went &#8220;in case&#8221; Katrina hit &#8211; he said, &#8220;y&#8217;all must be busy having a hurricane party&#8221; Aug 28 &#8211; 9:20 AM &#8211; Nick calling saying &#8220;someone&#8217;s having a fit because he can&#8217;t find his Star Wars sticker book&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-4t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}