{"id":247,"date":"2006-05-18T20:15:30","date_gmt":"2006-05-19T03:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=247"},"modified":"2006-05-18T20:15:30","modified_gmt":"2006-05-19T03:15:30","slug":"a-whirlybird-knows-no-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"A Whirlybird Knows No Sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday<br \/>\nI&#8217;m beginning to believe I could live in a cardboard box and be fine. Arrived in wet, cold Boston and had a wonderful, fabulous dinner with J &#8211; sometimes a meal with her is like something out of a feel good movie &#8211; it&#8217;s always perfect and she remarked that I am back on the planet again &#8211; thankfully. And we talked about A through Z as we always do, and when we got to L &#8211; love &#8211; we agreed that there are many forms of love, no one is better than the other &#8211; they are just different.  <\/p>\n<p>Monday<br \/>\nThen a good day with B the next day seeing clients and it was off to NY &#8211; but wait, there were delays and calls from N that the Bean was sick &#8211; and then it was late &#8211; and at 11 I was working out in the Muse&#8217;s gym and consternating over Arlene and already exhausted. <\/p>\n<p>Tuesday<br \/>\n&#8230;and in the morning the Bean was still sick and now at the vet&#8217;s and there were meetings one after another &#8211; and worry about the Bean &#8211; and no word from my contractor and L called it Consumer Terrorism &#8211; the lighting place called and said the fans I ordered are no longer available &#8211; and then N went to pick up the Bean and I finally got back to my hotel and changed for dinner and then another call &#8211; she was sick again &#8211; and back to the vet &#8211; and now N is in tears because the Bean is so pathetic &#8211; and I&#8217;m sick and have to go have dinner &#8211; and so I had three big Cosmopolitans with H who told me stories of mashed potatoes and knee surgeries and handset events &#8211; and we wound up meeting P, G and S with P&#8217;s friend late in the Whiskey Bar wondering why 50 year old men were cruising 17 year olds all around me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Wednesday<br \/>\nThen it was more meetings and the Bean puked in the morning and N brought her back to the vet and this time it was to stay there and get IVs &#8211; and finally she stabilized &#8211; and the meetings were good &#8211; then there was lunch with F, who had been with me all day, and F said, as only a gay man can, &#8220;honey, you were played then dumped, but your revenge is sweet&#8221; &#8211; and he commented how I was back on the planet again and this made him happy. And he&#8217;s happy having met B and matched chemistry with more and you could read it on his face. And we sat outside at St. Barts and it was a beautiful spring day in NY and our waiter had gorgeous hazel eyes and we luxuriated with a glass of champage and indulgent chit chat. Raced back to the hotel from afternoon meetings and slid into Prada for retail therapy. Then a stretch limo picked me and clients up and we went to the Yankee game and sat front row by home plate with Jeter&#8217;s butt in my face all night and may I just remark what an awesome ass Derek Jeter has &#8211; possibly the best I have ever seen on a man &#8211; and since I saw it for 9 innings I should know &#8211; the ride back in the limo I stood up through the hole and when we got to Times Square, Mariah Carey was singing to a large crowd that had gathered and fireworks were going off all over &#8211; it was nutty. I lay in bed thinking about things that make my mind swirl &#8211; thinking about S, about the Bean, about the house, about hurricane season (when I was getting out of the limo K said to me &#8220;they are predicting three horrible hurricanes to hit New Orleans this year&#8221; and I just looked at him and winked and smiled and said, &#8220;I hope not&#8221;)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thursday<br \/>\nUp late &#8211; exotic dreams &#8211; lingered in bed over the NYT and tea &#8211; a six mile run in Central Park &#8211; a couple of epiphanies that were startling &#8211; the distance is coming and I am ready to start the novel, I have my &#8220;in&#8221; to it &#8211; the red headed girl in my dreams, I now know from whence she came, funny how I didn&#8217;t put two and two together before &#8211; I love NY &#8211; a dash back to the hotel &#8211; call to the vet = Bean needs to stay one more night &#8211; dash to JFK to return home but not without multiple phone calls in the back of the limo dealing with this and that. <\/p>\n<p>I thought I was going to dread coming home what with all the crap going on here &#8211; the LaLa under some kind of inertia spell, the Bean having a pancreatitis relapse (actually wanted to come only for her), on and on and on &#8211; but it felt good to come home and be home and tomorrow I&#8217;ll get the Bean and give her as much love as I possibly can &#8211; and BJ is in town and we&#8217;ll have lunch and then there is a party at N&#8217;s tomorrow night too &#8211; so dance card full as usual &#8211; and Saturday is the election and hopefully some momentum will follow the aftermath and on and on&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday I&#8217;m beginning to believe I could live in a cardboard box and be fine. 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