{"id":2130,"date":"2007-12-19T20:21:41","date_gmt":"2007-12-20T01:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=2130"},"modified":"2007-12-19T20:21:41","modified_gmt":"2007-12-20T01:21:41","slug":"in-the-land-of-nod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=2130","title":{"rendered":"In the land of Nod"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My reformer partner cancelled at the last minute and so I decided on this amazingly beautiful day to take Loca out for a long walk through City Park instead. We ran through the grass, we kicked up the leaves, we jogged and walked and strolled and strutted and finally when we got home, I opened the door and she dashed in and jumped on Arlene&#8217;s head.<br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/><br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/>For the dog that never sleeps, there must be some sort of treadmill I can buy her, no?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My reformer partner cancelled at the last minute and so I decided on this amazingly beautiful day to take Loca out for a long walk through City Park instead. We ran through the grass, we kicked up the leaves, we jogged and walked and strolled and strutted and finally when we got home, I opened the door and she dashed in and jumped on Arlene&#8217;s head.For the dog that never sleeps, there must be some&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-ym","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}