{"id":2119,"date":"2007-12-17T20:29:10","date_gmt":"2007-12-18T01:29:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=2119"},"modified":"2007-12-17T20:30:20","modified_gmt":"2007-12-18T01:30:20","slug":"geriatrics-in-peril","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=2119","title":{"rendered":"No place for old dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I left Arlene, who I think is too geriatric to go to the kennel, with mom while I was gone this weekend and mom tells me today that Arlene was talking to her. I said, what&#8217;d she say? Mom said, she told me to pick up the poop in the yard and pushed the box with the plastic bags in front of the back door.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I left Arlene, who I think is too geriatric to go to the kennel, with mom while I was gone this weekend and mom tells me today that Arlene was talking to her. I said, what&#8217;d she say? Mom said, she told me to pick up the poop in the yard and pushed the box with the plastic bags in front of the back door.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-yb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}