Why I’m exhausted every day – all day – just in case you were wondering:<\/p>\n
5:35PM:
\nTin “I’m starving! I need a snack!”
\nMom “It’s too close to dinner time, we are having chicken salad and crackers.”
\nTin “What!? Where’s my options?”
\nMom “You can have chicken salad with crackers or you can have vegetable curry and brown rice.”
\nTin “I want a third option.”
\nMom “No.”
\nTin “I AM NOT GOING TO EAT CHICKEN SALAD. I had it once at someone’s house before, you know.”
\nMom “Did you not like it?”
\nTin “I think I liked it.”
\nMom “Well then you’ll love my chicken salad.”
\nTin “I WANT A HOT DOG!”
\nMom sets table, puts chicken salad and crackers on table with two plates.”
\nTin “What’s this? AWWW! I told you I am not EATING CHICKEN SALAD.”
\nMom starts eating.
\nTin “I want a satsuma.”
\nMom “Get it. They are in the fridge.”
\nTin eats satsuma. Then starts eating chicken salad with crackers. Eats three bowls of chicken salad and the whole box of crackers.”
\nTin “Have you ever entered a cooking contest with a judge who would give you an award? Because you would win.”
\nMom “Thank you.”
\nTin “Can I have a peanut butter sandwich after this?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Why I’m exhausted every day – all day – just in case you were wondering: 5:35PM: Tin “I’m starving! I need a snack!” Mom “It’s too close to dinner time, we are having chicken salad and crackers.” Tin “What!? Where’s my options?” Mom “You can have chicken salad with crackers or you can have vegetable curry and brown rice.” Tin “I want a third option.” Mom “No.” Tin “I AM NOT GOING TO EAT CHICKEN… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-5tE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21058"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21059,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21058\/revisions\/21059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}