My insides are screaming as if I drank a pot of coffee or snorted a thousand lines of cocaine and why you ask do I even have time to be pensive about this shit when I’m smack in the middle of the busiest time of the year? Because my head is going to explode – that’s why. And because my therapist graduated me off of her couch and so I’m stuck with this blog – my only outlet – besides Vicodin or alcohol or some other substances that I might be able to abuse to get rid of this feeling like I am crawling out of my skin.\u00a0
Do normal people get like this? Am I a nutball? Maybe I should change my hair color – maybe it’s the damn red hair that is attracting all this drama in my life. I bought a platinum blonde wig the other day at FiFi Mahoney – it’s called Sophia – that is what I wanted to name my baby – the one I didn’t have – I think that is what I need to do is wear that wig – Vidal Sasson said women get bored and like to change their hair color – la di fucking da! Simple solutions for simple minds.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My insides are screaming as if I drank a pot of coffee or snorted a thousand lines of cocaine and why you ask do I even have time to be pensive about this shit when I’m smack in the middle of the busiest time of the year? Because my head is going to explode – that’s why. And because my therapist graduated me off of her couch and so I’m stuck with this blog –… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-xi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2064\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}