{"id":20354,"date":"2015-01-28T14:50:43","date_gmt":"2015-01-28T19:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=20354"},"modified":"2015-01-28T14:50:43","modified_gmt":"2015-01-28T19:50:43","slug":"happy-birthday-stella","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=20354","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Stella"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=19297\" target=\"_blank\">Stella<\/a> turns one year old today and just to make sure I don&#8217;t love her too much she ran out in the street crowded with the traffic of parents dropping off kids at the school next door. She peed on the dining room floor &#8211; something she hasn&#8217;t done in a while. And she wouldn&#8217;t come when I called her &#8211; several times today. <\/p>\n<p>BAD DOG.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, they say there are no bad dogs, just bad masters. <\/p>\n<p>BAD MASTER.<\/p>\n<p>Happy 1st Birthday, Stella &#8211; you know you were wanted because you certainly were not NEEDED &#8211; ha!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IMG_0148.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"20355\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?attachment_id=20355\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IMG_0148.jpg?fit=2448%2C3264\" data-orig-size=\"2448,3264\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.4&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 4S&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1422446216&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.28&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.041666666666667&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_0148\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IMG_0148.jpg?fit=640%2C853\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IMG_0148.jpg?resize=640%2C853\" alt=\"IMG_0148\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-20355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IMG_0148.jpg?w=2448 2448w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IMG_0148.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IMG_0148.jpg?resize=768%2C1024 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IMG_0148.jpg?w=1280 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IMG_0148.jpg?w=1920 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stella turns one year old today and just to make sure I don&#8217;t love her too much she ran out in the street crowded with the traffic of parents dropping off kids at the school next door. She peed on the dining room floor &#8211; something she hasn&#8217;t done in a while. And she wouldn&#8217;t come when I called her &#8211; several times today. BAD DOG. Actually, they say there are no bad dogs, just&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-5ii","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20356,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20354\/revisions\/20356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}