{"id":20310,"date":"2015-01-25T20:50:01","date_gmt":"2015-01-26T01:50:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=20310"},"modified":"2015-01-25T21:00:43","modified_gmt":"2015-01-26T02:00:43","slug":"im-so-into-you-i-cant-get-to-nothing-else","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=20310","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m so into you, I can&#8217;t get to nothing else"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The warning signs were everywhere and yet, and yet &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>He played nick nack on my brain with a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone, this boy keeps calling home. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>And what? <em>Do you feel me \u2026 is my message getting through??? <\/em><\/p>\n<p>How about the truth, sugah, that&#8217;s all mama wants. <\/p>\n<p>Dang. I&#8217;m gonna take a nice hot bath and dream of Cuba. <\/p>\n<p>FACTS: birdbrain. #IDFWU. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The warning signs were everywhere and yet, and yet &#8230; He played nick nack on my brain with a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone, this boy keeps calling home. And what? Do you feel me \u2026 is my message getting through??? How about the truth, sugah, that&#8217;s all mama wants. Dang. I&#8217;m gonna take a nice hot bath and dream of Cuba. FACTS: birdbrain. #IDFWU.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-5hA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20310"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20312,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20310\/revisions\/20312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}