{"id":2029,"date":"2007-11-26T11:21:13","date_gmt":"2007-11-26T16:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=2029"},"modified":"2007-11-26T11:41:43","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T16:41:43","slug":"monday-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=2029","title":{"rendered":"Monday Madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Woke this morning to the truck suspended on top of two huge garbage cans &#8211; my attempt to take home L last night and forgetting I had put both cans right behind the truck. Thank God for Roy is all I have to say. He leveraged the tires with wood and shook his head and said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to know.&#8221;\u00a0<br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/><br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/>Meanwhile, my canoe was nearly capsized and had broken loose from its lock. I had called S to come help me with the truck but Roy came out first &#8211; S drove up and pointed out the canoe half up on the grass and half nose diving into the bayou. When it rains it pours.<br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/><br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/>And I have bruises all over the front of me from negotiating dancing and movement in the limo.\u00a0<br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/><br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/>I&#8217;m sure this is going to be a good week &#8211; I&#8217;m just not sure when it&#8217;s going to start being good.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woke this morning to the truck suspended on top of two huge garbage cans &#8211; my attempt to take home L last night and forgetting I had put both cans right behind the truck. Thank God for Roy is all I have to say. He leveraged the tires with wood and shook his head and said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to know.&#8221;\u00a0Meanwhile, my canoe was nearly capsized and had broken loose from its lock. I had&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-wJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}