{"id":2016,"date":"2007-11-25T12:54:03","date_gmt":"2007-11-25T17:54:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=2016"},"modified":"2007-11-25T13:41:55","modified_gmt":"2007-11-25T18:41:55","slug":"good-pick-up-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=2016","title":{"rendered":"Good pick up line"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Thanksgiving, someone told me &#8220;Rachel, you&#8217;re all curves and I have no brakes.&#8221; Pretty good pick up line, huh?<br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/><br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/><br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/>Here&#8217;s me protecting Fatma from the girls &#8211; they were singing &#8220;Girls Just Want to Have Fatma&#8221; since she is so Fatmalicious:<br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/><br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/poca-protecting-fatma.avi\" title=\"poca-protecting-fatma.avi\">poca-protecting-fatma.avi<\/a><br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/><br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Thanksgiving, someone told me &#8220;Rachel, you&#8217;re all curves and I have no brakes.&#8221; Pretty good pick up line, huh?Here&#8217;s me protecting Fatma from the girls &#8211; they were singing &#8220;Girls Just Want to Have Fatma&#8221; since she is so Fatmalicious:poca-protecting-fatma.avi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-ww","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2016"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2016\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}