{"id":1993,"date":"2007-11-17T09:19:06","date_gmt":"2007-11-17T14:19:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1993"},"modified":"2007-11-17T09:19:06","modified_gmt":"2007-11-17T14:19:06","slug":"wailing-for-her-demon-lover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1993","title":{"rendered":"Wailing For Her Demon Lover"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, after dinner, I lay in bed to the screams of some lunatic in the street. I thought to get up several times but kept thinking it would stop. This morning, D and J were gathered in discussion about the lunatic. Who was he? Why didn&#8217;t we call the police? What was he saying over and over again &#8211; was it Wanda? Rhonda? I offered, Help Me Rhonda? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, after dinner, I lay in bed to the screams of some lunatic in the street. I thought to get up several times but kept thinking it would stop. This morning, D and J were gathered in discussion about the lunatic. Who was he? Why didn&#8217;t we call the police? What was he saying over and over again &#8211; was it Wanda? Rhonda? I offered, Help Me Rhonda?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-w9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1993\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}