{"id":19744,"date":"2014-07-16T07:32:41","date_gmt":"2014-07-16T12:32:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=19744"},"modified":"2014-07-16T07:37:45","modified_gmt":"2014-07-16T12:37:45","slug":"groundhogs-day-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=19744","title":{"rendered":"Groundhog&#8217;s Day &#8211; NOT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have taken to smiling thinly and telling people it&#8217;s like Groundhog&#8217;s Day around here because this is what my schedule has looked like every day even on weekends:<\/p>\n<p>1) wake at 5:30 take Stella and Heidi out<br \/>\n2) feed dogs<br \/>\n3) make tea &#8211; watch it grow cold as Tin wakes and engages in counter maneuvers to thwart my parenting<br \/>\n4) argue with Tin about breakfast<br \/>\n5) argue with Tin about getting dressed for camp<br \/>\n6) take Tin to camp and listen to him dictate orders for what he wants me to bring when I come get him<br \/>\n7) rush back to desk to juggle multiple projects that pay me 1\/10th of what I used to make<br \/>\n8) stand at the kitchen counter and wolf down food that I have no interest in eating much less making<br \/>\n9) work all afternoon while taking dogs out and feeding them again<br \/>\n10) go sit in the car line to pick up Tin from camp<br \/>\n11) take Tin to whatever fun thing he is doing and wait for it to be done<br \/>\n12) come home and take the dogs out, feed the dogs, and yell at Stella who has chewed something<br \/>\n13) feed Tin food he wants and then doesn&#8217;t eat, argue about getting in PJs, have a nice moment reading a book<br \/>\n14) fall into bed instead of reading the Sunday NYT that are piling up on the coffee table<br \/>\n15) read one paragraph of my book and fall asleep with my mouth agape<\/p>\n<p>But I forgot GRATITUDE:<\/p>\n<p>So yesterday when the dog sitter for the summer seemed to go awry and I was woken up at 11PM by my neighbor ringing my doorbell who told me my A\/C unit is falling off the back of my house pulling off the side with it and I needed to turn it off so it would quit vibrating, and a thunderstorm of epic proportions erupted wrecking the sleep I was finally getting after fretting about the a\/c unit dangling by one screw, and then if that were not enough when I finally got back to sleep at 3:30 am, the phone rang with a wrong number, I chose instead to be grateful that the rain was keeping it cool enough to get through a night without the A\/C. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_7248.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"19745\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?attachment_id=19745\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_7248.jpg?fit=2448%2C3264\" data-orig-size=\"2448,3264\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_7248.jpg?resize=768%2C1024 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_7248.jpg?w=1280 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_7248.jpg?w=1920 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>See, I left out gratitude in my Groundhog&#8217;s Day preaching, I should have been <em>grateful<\/em> for days that beget days, which all seem to blur into one big to-do list that frustrates in a familiar way yet never seems to change or get done!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_7251.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"19746\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?attachment_id=19746\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_7251.jpg?fit=2448%2C2448\" 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