{"id":19620,"date":"2014-06-16T07:36:35","date_gmt":"2014-06-16T12:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=19620"},"modified":"2014-06-16T10:00:52","modified_gmt":"2014-06-16T15:00:52","slug":"how-does-one-get-rid-of-the-man-of-her-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=19620","title":{"rendered":"How does one get rid of the man of her dreams?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had that dream again &#8211; the second time this month &#8211; where a man with a beard is in my bed. This time, I heard the heavy footsteps walking through the house as he came into the bedroom and climbed into bed and wrapped himself around me. I could feel his beard grazing my neck. Only, unlike last time, when I woke to find him and asked, &#8220;What are you doing here?&#8221; and he said, &#8220;I&#8217;ve always been here&#8221; then gave me a familiar kiss, this time I was downright scared. I feared he might take the pillow and <em>suffocate<\/em> me. And I wondered why Heidi, who is with us for the summer, wasn&#8217;t barking or protecting me.   <\/p>\n<p>I enjoy my peace at night. It took a while to find it, and I relish it. So I don&#8217;t like this bearded man haunting my sleep. <\/p>\n<p>How does one get rid of the man of her dreams?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/KrishnaDas.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"19624\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?attachment_id=19624\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/KrishnaDas.jpg?fit=480%2C720\" data-orig-size=\"480,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"KrishnaDas\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/KrishnaDas.jpg?fit=480%2C720\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/KrishnaDas.jpg?resize=480%2C720\" alt=\"KrishnaDas\" width=\"480\" height=\"720\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19624\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/KrishnaDas.jpg?w=480 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/KrishnaDas.jpg?resize=200%2C300 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had that dream again &#8211; the second time this month &#8211; where a man with a beard is in my bed. This time, I heard the heavy footsteps walking through the house as he came into the bedroom and climbed into bed and wrapped himself around me. I could feel his beard grazing my neck. Only, unlike last time, when I woke to find him and asked, &#8220;What are you doing here?&#8221; and he&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-56s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19620"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19625,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19620\/revisions\/19625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}