{"id":19277,"date":"2014-03-09T19:23:11","date_gmt":"2014-03-10T00:23:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=19277"},"modified":"2014-03-09T19:27:15","modified_gmt":"2014-03-10T00:27:15","slug":"we-came-we-sang-we-jumped-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=19277","title":{"rendered":"We Came, We Sang, We Jumped Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay &#8211; now hail the week that seemed like a rising mountain. From Endymion in my front yard to a birthday party of five year olds in my back yard, this has been a week. I woke Saturday morning with a fever and a headache and Tin said, &#8220;Are you not going to come to my birthday party?&#8221; I looked at him through the slit I was making with the covers over my head and said, &#8220;Give me thirty minutes.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Then it was up and at &#8217;em &#8211; there was food to make, chairs to assemble, balloons to buy, drinks to ice down, and a party to put on to celebrate Tin turning the big 5. My parents always made a big deal of our birthdays, and I am following their tradition. My finances may have dictated a more meager gathering, but Tin takes after me in this regard &#8211; he wanted <em>everyone<\/em> to come &#8211; and while we couldn&#8217;t have everyone, we had some and then some. <\/p>\n<p>And at the end of the day, Tin crawled into the fetal position in his bed and cried his eyes out, &#8220;I WANT MY FRIENDS. I LOVE MY FRIENDS&#8221; then fell sound asleep. <\/p>\n<p>Yep, near hysteria is the end to a great birthday party. <\/p>\n<p>My gluten free cake didn&#8217;t survive being dropped on the floor, but I made a yummy salted caramel frosting from my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cucinanicolina.com\" target=\"_blank\">friend&#8217;s<\/a> recipe. Yep, it wasn&#8217;t pretty, but it tasted good and there was absolutely nothing left at the end. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/1725244_10202194272592876_1041322203_n.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"19278\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?attachment_id=19278\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/1725244_10202194272592876_1041322203_n.jpg?fit=526%2C526\" data-orig-size=\"526,526\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"1725244_10202194272592876_1041322203_n\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/1725244_10202194272592876_1041322203_n.jpg?fit=526%2C526\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/1725244_10202194272592876_1041322203_n.jpg?resize=526%2C526\" alt=\"1725244_10202194272592876_1041322203_n\" width=\"526\" height=\"526\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19278\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/1725244_10202194272592876_1041322203_n.jpg?w=526 526w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/1725244_10202194272592876_1041322203_n.jpg?resize=150%2C150 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/1725244_10202194272592876_1041322203_n.jpg?resize=300%2C300 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was highly impressed by the home-made cards and especially this one that took a lot of time:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_6013.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"19279\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?attachment_id=19279\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_6013.jpg?fit=2448%2C2448\" data-orig-size=\"2448,2448\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.4&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.28&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;125&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.05&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_6013\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_6013.jpg?fit=640%2C640\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_6013.jpg?resize=640%2C640\" alt=\"IMG_6013\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_6013.jpg?w=2448 2448w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_6013.jpg?resize=150%2C150 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_6013.jpg?resize=300%2C300 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_6013.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_6013.jpg?w=1280 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_6013.jpg?w=1920 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>All in all, we passed us a good time, and now mommy is <em>dead, done, stick a fork in me<\/em>. This morning, I woke with laryngitis and a deep need to stay in bed for the next five years. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_6019.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"19280\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?attachment_id=19280\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_6019.jpg?fit=1600%2C1200\" data-orig-size=\"1600,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.4&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 4S&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1394286652&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.28&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0017211703958692&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_6019\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" 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150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_5990.jpg?resize=300%2C300 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_5990.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_5990.jpg?w=1280 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_5990.jpg?w=1920 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I do have this to say about that &#8211; backyard birthday parties rock.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay &#8211; now hail the week that seemed like a rising mountain. From Endymion in my front yard to a birthday party of five year olds in my back yard, this has been a week. I woke Saturday morning with a fever and a headache and Tin said, &#8220;Are you not going to come to my birthday party?&#8221; I looked at him through the slit I was making with the covers over my head and&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-50V","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19277"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19288,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19277\/revisions\/19288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}