{"id":1865,"date":"2007-10-24T18:58:37","date_gmt":"2007-10-24T23:58:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1865"},"modified":"2016-07-01T13:10:15","modified_gmt":"2016-07-01T18:10:15","slug":"whats-cheaper-than-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1865","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s cheaper than death?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A galfriend of mine was telling me about this guy she used to date, I know him now too, but she dated him about 15 years ago. She said, he is so cheap that if he was offered a grave for free, he&#8217;d dive in it. Swear to god, I could not stop laughing for about thirty minutes. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A galfriend of mine was telling me about this guy she used to date, I know him now too, but she dated him about 15 years ago. She said, he is so cheap that if he was offered a grave for free, he&#8217;d dive in it. Swear to god, I could not stop laughing for about thirty minutes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-u5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1865"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21152,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1865\/revisions\/21152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}