{"id":18635,"date":"2013-08-23T18:33:50","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T23:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=18635"},"modified":"2013-08-23T18:35:32","modified_gmt":"2013-08-23T23:35:32","slug":"and-this-little-piggy-ran-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=18635","title":{"rendered":"And this little piggy ran home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay so I didn&#8217;t gain ten pounds, I just had weight from vacation &#8211; you know how delicious Spanish beer and cheese is and now I&#8217;ve shed some of it, so there. And as far as not having my hair ever, ever grow back, I&#8217;m totally fine with that too.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s what I have to say about depression &#8211; it depends on what is going on. Jetlagged, detoxing from a vacation, and hearing your hair will never grow back makes you look depressed to some people who are not looking at the whole picture.<\/p>\n<p>The whole picture is this, I returned, baked from no sleep and a friend came over in relationship hell and I wound up dancing and hula hooping in the backyard and not sleeping &#8211; for two days, I had a serious lack of sleep and then I went and had blood work. Oh joy.<\/p>\n<p>So now, I have seen my endocrinologist, my therapist (who I haven&#8217;t seen in a while) and my obgyn and gotten a mammo and I survived a week of believing I had a virus on my computer only to learn that it was the anti-virus software some idget told me I needed that has caused all these problems. Yes, that&#8217;s right. Sophos &#8211; the antivirus &#8211; has caused my virus, which wasn&#8217;t a virus really, it was just an annoying deterrent to anything being able to run smoothly on my computer.<\/p>\n<p>There you have it &#8211; re-entry folks was challenging, but I&#8217;ve made it to Friday and right now everything seems to be working again, just in time to get back to work in earnest.<\/p>\n<p>yay [no one said].<\/p>\n<p>Let me say this about that &#8211; I&#8217;m damn lucky. I have a great and awesome life. Who knows what I did in my previous lives to deserve this one, but I&#8217;m going to throw this week out the window and begin anew again.<\/p>\n<p>This, my dear reader, you can do too.<\/p>\n<p>My only real challenge is to figure out how to get my stereo to crank louder so that the next time I&#8217;m having an impromptu party I can goose it without shutting down the stereo. This is my major complaint right now &#8211; my stereo isn&#8217;t loud enough. I called the guy who does my stereo and had to admit that yes I am 54 years old and shouldn&#8217;t be wanting to blow the windows out but I do, I still do.<\/p>\n<p>Whatyagonnado?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay so I didn&#8217;t gain ten pounds, I just had weight from vacation &#8211; you know how delicious Spanish beer and cheese is and now I&#8217;ve shed some of it, so there. And as far as not having my hair ever, ever grow back, I&#8217;m totally fine with that too. So here&#8217;s what I have to say about depression &#8211; it depends on what is going on. 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