{"id":18618,"date":"2013-08-20T14:26:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-20T19:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=18618"},"modified":"2013-08-20T14:26:00","modified_gmt":"2013-08-20T19:26:00","slug":"and-the-good-news-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=18618","title":{"rendered":"And the good news is?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went for a three months check up and the doctor said the following:<\/p>\n<p>1) you&#8217;ve gained 10 pounds since your last visit.<\/p>\n<p>2) after this much time it is highly unlikely your hair would grow back.<\/p>\n<p>3) I think you are depressed.<\/p>\n<p>4) you most likely need more medication.<\/p>\n<p>And? I asked.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went for a three months check up and the doctor said the following: 1) you&#8217;ve gained 10 pounds since your last visit. 2) after this much time it is highly unlikely your hair would grow back. 3) I think you are depressed. 4) you most likely need more medication. And? I asked. That&#8217;s all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-4Qi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18618"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18619,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18618\/revisions\/18619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}